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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Unacceptable again!
What are the latest trends in artificial intelligence for 2024?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Why Does Your Brain Go Blank? - Newser
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
What are your best funny dating stories?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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